The BK Incident

Nick, well, he's a bit of a Coke-a-holic. The "Sweet Nectar of the Gods" as he calls it, is pretty much his only source of hydration. So, the other day, we all went over to our local Burger King. Nick ordered his usual double cheeseburger meal, king sized, with a Coke, of course. Two minutes later the Coke is gone. Nick goes for a refill and the cute little lady behind the counter looks at him in disbelief and says, "what happened?" See, she's thinking that there's no way that a normal person could down a soda that fast and that he must have spilled it or something. She even looked over the counter expecting to see a puddle of coke. But, nope - he drank it. Once she finally figured out what was going on she laughed loudly, said something to her Fillipino coworkers in Tagalog and then said to Nick "oh, you too much thirsty." I honestly don't think she'd ever seen such an accomplishment. Just so you know, he didn't have the guts to go back for a third.